What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO